The last of the jokes - that should make you smile! **Warning***This joke contains adult language*** Joke Menu Tigger's Full Moon Ritual Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Casserole Coven No-Nos Pagan in the Military Redneck Goddess Charge Stupid Pagan Jokes Portfolio Home Thank You Redneck Charge of the Goddess Tune: The Beverly Hillbillies Now listen to the words of the Great Star Mother, In days long past called by one name or tuther, "I am your Mammy, Queen of Earth, Air, Fire, Sea, So you better quit your yappin' an' listen to me." (Isis that is, Astarte, Cerridwen) "Now y'all listen up, 'cause I'd hate to be a bitch, When we have our shindigs t'aint none should wear a stitch. Y'all will eat an' drink an' dance an' love, to show that you're free, 'Cause all acts of pleasure are sacred to me." (Skyclad that is, Great Rite, Cakes an' Wine) "If you wanna know my secrets, then look in your own hide, 'Cause if what you seek aint there, well, it won't be found outside. The greatest Mysteries t'aint really dread nor dire, I'm with you at the star, and at the end of desire. (That's right, listen to your heart. Y'all will come back now, y'hear?) YEEEE--HAWWWW, BLESSED BE Y'ALL!!!! Thank You Red Rose Web Design I wanted to take a moment to thank you folks for all of the time and work that you have and do put into helping folks like me to learn for free. You are truly generous souls and I had a great time learning with you. So, thank you for your time, especially yours Ann, and for a very well-put together, fun and educational experience. I really learned a lot. Please accept these gifts as a token of my appreciation, Hafapea This is the final page of my Red Rose Web Design final. For this page I simply changed the layout of the background, opting to use a double-bordered technique that I learned while doing my earlier lessons and added a top navigation bar from Dynamic Drive. Click on the "next" button to return to page one of my portolio. Thank you for looking, Hafapea Back to Hafapea's Universe